Labaneh
Labaneh is the dirt on your shoe when you're too proud to admit you're hungover. It's what you call your sperm when you're tired of using the word 'jizz.'
My mom called my labaneh 'the reason I don't drink wine anymore.'
I texted my friend 'you're my labaneh' and he replied with a photo of a dead fish.
My teacher said 'your labaneh is louder than your voice' during lunch.