Labahuplaba
When a guy shoves nail clippings up a woman's snatch and then rams her until his cock is oozing blood into a bowl. Then he slurps the blood and pukes it in her face while she chows down on a live porcupine and sticks spikes in her boob.
My uncle did labahuplaba at the family reunion and ended up with a porcupine in his mouth.
That guy at the bar did labahuplaba and his blood was so thick, it looked like tomato sauce.
My cousin tried labahuplaba and now she can't stop sticking spikes in her tit.