Labadore
A modern philosopher who doesn't care about fancy words or complicated thoughts. He just wants things done, and if they're not done, he'll stare you down until you do them.
He doesn't need a PhD to tell me I'm wrong. He just stares at me until I feel stupid.
He doesn't do lectures. He does eye rolls and long silences until you give in.
He's not a thinker. He's a force of nature with a dog collar.