labaan
If you're named Labaan, you're basically a walking milk commercial. You're smart, good looking, and think you're the best at everything.
Labaan said he was the best at football, even though he didn't know the rules.
He told me I was 'just a regular person' and he was a 'milk-powered genius.'
He texted me at 10 PM to say he was 'still better than me, even in his sleep.'