lab-tan
If you’ve got a lab tan, you probably look like a raccoon who’s been living in a dungeon and also playing World of Warcraft for 12 years straight. You get it by staying in your mom’s basement, leveling up, and eating nothing but pizza and despair.
My lab tan is so bad I could be a character in a horror movie called ‘The Lab Tan’.
I’ve got a lab tan so strong I could beat my cousin in a tan-off and he’s got a sunburn.
My lab tan is like a second skin. It’s got layers, it’s got depth, and it’s got snack cake crumbs.