lab-tan
A lab tan is when you look like a ghost who’s been dead for 10 years and also got hit by a neon light. You get it by sitting under fake lights and working all night on stupid projects while eating snack cakes and drinking coffee that tastes like regret.
My lab tan is so bad I could start a fire with my under-eye circles.
I got a lab tan after staying up for 4 days to finish my thesis on snail behavior.
My lab tan is so strong I think I could tan a whole room by just breathing in it.