lab animal
A lab animal is a poor excuse for a real animal. They get stuck in tiny cages and forced to take weird pills that make them glow, vomit, or turn into a purple monster. They’re basically the reason sparkledogs have weird hair and no personality.
My lab rat looked like a rejected alien. I gave him a nickname: 'Sir Fartface.'
The lab mice tried to escape. They failed. They’re now part of a new experiment called 'Cage of Horrors.'
The lab animal took 17 pills and exploded. It was glorious.