laayla - She’s a walking dream, but she’ll cuss you out so hard you’l

She’s a walking dream, but she’ll cuss you out so hard you’ll wish you were dead before you even said hello.

Laayla walked in, and I fainted. Then she said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'

I asked her out, and she said, 'I’d rather date a rat.'

She’s like a unicorn. But she also cusses like a sailor.