Laawsht it - You think you're king of the hill, but you end up face-down

You think you're king of the hill, but you end up face-down in the mud.

I thought I'd fix the car, but now it's broken and I'm stuck on the side of the road.

I said I'd clean my room, but now it looks like a tornado hit it.

I was sure I'd pass the interview, but I tripped on my own words.