Laars
Laars is a name so rare it's like finding a gold coin in a pig’s mouth. Only the toughest boys get this name, and they’re usually born with a scowl and a death wish.
My sister’s kid is named Laars and he already told my mom he’s gonna be a superhero.
My neighbor’s kid got named Laars because he screamed at a cloud.
My cousin’s kid is named Laars and he already took down two of my uncles in a wrestling match.