Laaris
He’s your best friend, and he’s got a brain like a calculator, a laugh like a firecracker, and a body that looks like it was built by God. He’s got a soft spot for girls and will do anything, like eating a whole pizza, to make them happy.
He tried to propose to his crush in a karaoke bar and sang off-key.
He ran a marathon just to get a girl’s number.
He called me at 1 a. m. to ask if I wanted to help him write a love letter.