laardvark
An aardvark so fat it looks like it swallowed a whole ant colony and forgot to chew. It’s got a BMI like a pizza and a sweet tooth that could make a donut jealous.
My dog is a laardvark. He eats like it’s the last day on Earth.
That guy at the gym is a laardvark. He probably eats ants for dessert.
My grandma is a laardvark. She told me she once ate 20 ants in one go.