laardvark
A piece of crap that doesn’t even want to stand up. It would rather sleep in its own poop than move an inch. It’s the human version of a do-nothing ant.
My neighbor is a laardvark. He doesn’t even bother to mow his lawn.
My friend’s dog is a laardvark. It lies in the dirt like it’s a king.
My teacher is a laardvark. She didn’t even bother to grade our tests.