Laander
A Laander is the guy who thinks he’s the only one who’s ever been cool. He’s got the smile of a prince and the brain of a genius. He’s the kind of guy who makes your face turn red and your heart go boom.
He asked me out by singing me a song. I cried. Then I flunked English.
He sent me a text that said 'I love you' and a photo of himself doing a backflip. I texted him back with a heart emoji.
He showed up at my house with a cake and a rose. My mom said he was better than my dad.