Laander
A Laander is a man who thinks he’s god, but he’s just really good at looking good. He’s got the brain of a genius and the face of a model. He’s the reason your ex is still single.
He asked me out by whispering in my ear. I fainted. Then I texted him back.
He sent me a playlist called 'Songs for My Lady.' It had 300 songs. I cried.
He told my dog he was my boyfriend. The dog believed him.