La'an ke
La'an ke is a walking explosion of beauty and rage. She’s from another world and will probably kick your ass if you don’t respect her.
I saw La'an ke in the grocery store. I had to stop myself from running away. I didn’t even buy anything.
She said 'You look like you need a lesson.' I said 'I do.' She gave it to me. Now I look like I got hit by a truck.
She posted a picture of her cat on Instagram. The comments were just 'Who’s the real La'an ke?' I now know the answer.