laaila
Laaila is the ultimate flex. They think they’re the best at everything and don’t care if they’re right. They remember stuff like your birthday and your mom’s name, but they’ll forget their own password. Laaila is always attached to you like a leech, and if they say they love you, you better not mess it up or they’ll give you the worst gift ever.
Laaila texted me: 'I know your birthday is April 5th and your mom's name is Susan. You forgot your password again. 💔'
Laaila randomly called me at 2 AM and said, 'I love you.' I said, 'Okay.' Then they sent me a gift box with a dead fish in it.
Laaila DM’d me: 'If you leave me, I’ll make your life a nightmare. You’ll get 100 dead fish in your mailbox.'