La-Z-boy ferret crunch
The final snack of a ferret’s life. It’s like a last meal that’s also a goodbye.
He was fine. Then he ate a La-Z-boy ferret crunch. Now he’s dead. Classic.
That ferret had the last meal of his life. And it was a La-Z-boy crunch. Sad.
I thought he was going to live forever. Then he ate a La-Z-boy crunch. Now he’s a ghost.