La Vada
La Vada is the kind of girl who makes every man’s head spin, but she doesn’t stick around for long. She’s got brains, a body, and a temper that’ll make you question your life choices.
My cousin tried to ask La Vada out, and she said, 'Sure, but only if you promise not to cry when I leave.'
My brother said he’d marry La Vada if she gave him a raise, but she said, 'You’re not my type, and you’re also broke.'
My friend tried to flirt with La Vada, and she said, 'You’re cute, but I’m not your type. Also, your breath smells like old pizza.'