La Vada
La Vada is a hot mess who looks like a model but acts like a wildcat. She’s smart as hell, but she’s also the kind of girl who’ll make your heart skip a beat and your head explode in the same breath.
My ex said I was La Vada, then I broke up with him because he called me a 'hot mess' in front of my mom.
My cousin tried to hit on La Vada at the club, and she left him with a broken nose and a text that said, 'You're cute, but you're also a mess.'
My neighbor’s dog tried to chase La Vada, and it ended up barking at a man in a suit who turned out to be her ex.