la sports buffs
A group of sissy men who train like wild animals for the UFC just so they can beat each other up on weekends and then go home and talk about every sports team from LA like they’re the only team that exists.
'I don’t need a date, I’ve got my gym buddy and the Lakers.'
'If the Kings don’t win, I’m gonna cry and beat you up.'
'You think you’re tough? Wait till the Warriors beat the Lakers.'