La Salle College Preparatory
La Salle used to be a dump where everyone partied like it was 2013, but now it’s a strict school that will make you cry if you miss a single assignment. They even made the sports team good.
My brother got kicked out of school for eating pizza in class. He said it was a 'crust emergency.'
The basketball team is now so good they beat the school from across town. I think they're using magic.
My friend got detention for talking during math. He said, 'I was just explaining how to solve the problem.'