La Salina
A real-life gangsta. Ass like a muffin. Been flexin’ since she was a baby. Don’t even try to say she’s Mexican, she’s Puerto Rican, and that’s final.
“She shook her ass so hard, the DJ asked her to stop.”
“She came in, and the whole club dropped what they were doin’.”
“I tried to correct you, but you kept sayin’ Mexican. Now you’re mad.”