La Roche
La Roche is a stinky little town in Newmarket, Ontario, that smells like a soggy sock that’s been left in a garbage can for three years.
My cousin went to La Roche and came back looking like he’d been kicked by a donkey.
I tried to visit La Roche, but I got lost and ended up eating a donut at a gas station.
My dog ran away to La Roche and now he won’t come home unless I bring him a bacon sandwich.