La Respetuosa - If La Respetuosa was a person, she’d be the class clown who

If La Respetuosa was a person, she’d be the class clown who also happens to be a pyromaniac.

I asked for a side of water and got a lecture from my taste buds.

I ate it and now my face is red like a lobster in a sauna.

My friend tried it and now he’s talking like he’s on fire.