La Ramona
A smelly Brazilian tween who won't move because her butt smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can, turned all of 4th Jebendia into a stink fest, also a total Billie Eillish fangirl and a LGBQIA+ member.
"I'm not moving, my butt is the only thing that smells like a rotting chicken.", La Ramona, 2023
She cried in the bathroom because Billie Eillish didn't text her back.
Her whole class got lice from her stink.