la quica
La quica is the nickname for the girl who’s so big, she could be a sandwich. It’s also a hitman who has a soft spot for pizza and doesn’t like being called fat.
"La quica walked into the room, and the guy ran out screaming, 'I don’t want to be a sandwich!'", @hitman_pizza
"La quica just ate the whole pizza. Then she killed the guy who made it.", @fat_pizza
"I didn’t know La quica was coming. I should’ve brought more snacks.", @snack_failure