La Queefa Nostra
A woman who farts so stinky it smells like a whole Italian restaurant exploded in her pants.
My aunt’s in La Queefa Nostra and after lunch, the whole family ran out of the room.
My cousin’s girlfriend farted so hard during dinner, the dog ran away.
My neighbor’s in La Queefa Nostra and her queefs are so strong, they woke up the whole neighborhood.