La Pumba
La Pumba is when you back up what someone just said, but you do it with so much attitude it feels like you’re giving them a high five from the bottom of a sewer.
'You said the coffee was bad?' 'La Pumba, that stuff was weak enough to make my toes cry.'
'He just called my mom a donkey?' 'La Pumba, that was a low blow even for a donkey.'
'You think that joke was funny?' 'La Pumba, that was the funniest thing since my cousin ate a whole pizza in one bite.'
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