la pulga
Messi is called La Pulga because he’s short, quick as hell, and he makes everyone else look like they’re stuck in the mud. He’s the GOAT, and you’re just a goat who got left behind.
'La Pulga? That’s just a tiny man who thinks he’s a magician.'
'I watched La Pulga dribble past me like I was a statue.'
'That flea’s the GOAT. I’m just a goat who got kicked in the butt.'