La promesa
La promesa is when you swear on your life you'll come back but then you get distracted by snacks and forget your own name like a brain-dead zombie
I promised I'd come back. Now I'm here and I don't even remember my own name.
I said I'd help you clean your room. Now I'm eating cereal like I'm the main character of a snack movie.
I made a promise and now I'm eating chips like I'm the main character of a snack universe.