My friend is La Polla Loca. She tried to be a DJ but she just played the same three songs and yelled at the crowd for not dancing.

My brother's friend is La Polla Loca. He thinks he's a gangster but he still can't remember how to tie his shoes.

My teacher's kid is La Polla Loca. He tried to be a rapper but he just raps about pizza and got kicked out of the school.