La Phoeniquera - Phoenix and its ugly neighbors. We call it La Phoeniquera be

Phoenix and its ugly neighbors. We call it La Phoeniquera because it's the only place where the sun is mean and the tacos are just okay.

'La Phoeniquera is like my ex. It's always sunny, but it never works out.'

'I'm from La Phoeniquera. That means I've survived the heat and the mall.'

'Why do we call it La Phoeniquera? Because it's the only place where the sun is louder than your mom.'