L.A. night cap
When you get your friend so drunk she thinks you’re her boyfriend and you end up sleeping with her ex.
I said I’d never cheat. Now I’m cheating with her ex and she’s cheating with my friend.
She woke up with her ex. I woke up with her ex. We both woke up with her ex.
I got wasted. She got wasted. Her ex got wasted and took the last of the tequila.