La Mora - A tiny black fruit that grows on bushes like they’re embarra

A tiny black fruit that grows on bushes like they’re embarrassed. It’s wild and it’s always hiding from the cops.

I ate a whole bush of La Mora and now I’m green. My mom thinks I’m a plant.

My friend tried to steal La Mora and got caught by the cops. He’s now a fruit thief.

I put La Mora in my cereal and now my dog thinks I’m a mad scientist.