La Monica De Tonic
La Monica De Tonic is the Monica of Tonic. She’s got the kind of beauty that makes you want to punch your mirror. Her energy is so strong, it could power a whole city. And she’s smart enough to know you’re an idiot.
She asked me a question, and I had to Google it. Twice.
She walked in, and my brain immediately shut down.
She said one sentence, and I had to rethink my whole life.