La Loma del Orto - It’s like the middle of the Sahara, but with more cows and f

It’s like the middle of the Sahara, but with more cows and fewer chances of survival.

I tried to visit La Loma del Orto, but I got lost and ended up in a cornfield.

My dog ran away to La Loma del Orto and came back with a dead chicken.

I got stuck in La Loma del Orto and had to eat my own sock for dinner.