LA lakers vest
The vest the weed bandit wore to hide his junk. He’d use it to scare people off his lawn and yell at the lifeguard for being a sexist fool.
He stood on his lawn in a vest and screamed at the neighbors for not giving him space.
He used the vest to block people from his front yard and yelled about the lifeguard being a sexist.
He wore the vest like armor when he chased people out of his yard.