La Junta Lead Pipe
A fanny pack full of meth, and the kind of trash your step wife eats for breakfast, used to beat you when she forgets to bring you food or insults your taste in music
He got the lead pipe because his step wife forgot to bring Sonic
She spanked him with the lead pipe because he insulted her ugly brother
He got hit with the lead pipe because he said her music was 'worse than a dump truck'