La Jolla
A school for dumb sluts who think they’re cool if they have herpes or know how to surf, and they’ll sleep with anyone for a drink.
La Jolla is for people who think having herpes is a status symbol.
I went to La Jolla once, and the only way to be cool was to suck someone’s cock, or at least have herpes.
La Jolla is a school for people who think being a slut is the same as being a surfer.