LA Honeymoon Phase
When someone visits LA and thinks it's the best thing ever. They go back home and start talking about it like it's the only place that matters. They also start roasting their hometown like it's the worst. They even pretend to be from LA, even though they don't know where the beach is.
You're just jealous. I've been to the Hollywood sign. You've been to your mom's house.
I'm not from here. I'm from LA. I've been to the beach. You've been to the park.
This place is so lit. Your town is just a bunch of trash and bad decisions.