L.A. Gaper
A Los Angeles slacker who thinks they’re a pro skier just because they own a fake snowboard. They wear baggy clothes from the '90s and can’t even ride a chairlift without looking like a confused potato. They think they’re awesome, but they’re just sad and out of shape.
Just saw a L. A. Gaper try to snowboard down a slope and fall into a snowbank. They yelled, 'This is totally normal!'
My cousin went to Mammoth and came back with a L. A. Gaper who tried to snowboard and fell into a tree. They said, 'I’m just here for the vibes.'
A L. A. Gaper tried to ski and looked like they were wearing a sleeping bag. They said, 'I’m just here for the weekend.'