La Ducharme
You yank a woman’s hair like it’s a phone cord and wrap it around your hard meat. You then have sex with the hair until you blow your load in it. She then washes the hair like it’s a greasy mop and you spray her head with your pee like it’s a soda bottle.
My girlfriend washed my hair like it was a mop and I got a headache from the pee.
I did La Ducharme and now my hair smells like a gym sock and my girlfriend is mad.
He peed on my head like it was a fountain and called it a rinse.