la douzi - Your gut turned into a war zone, and the only thing fighting

Your gut turned into a war zone, and the only thing fighting is your poop, which smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

I ate like I was hungry for a month. Now my butt is at war.

My la douzi was so bad, my socks are now a war trophy.

I tried to fight it, but my poop won.