LA Detective
a cop who solves crimes but had to be the butt of every joke and take more shits than a pig in a dump to get there
They called me 'detective' after I took a dump on the chief’s desk and laughed at his face.
I solved the case but had to wear a shirt that said 'I love butt jokes' for a month.
They gave me the badge after I took a punch in the gut and called the chief 'my dad'.