La cucharacha
A drink so bad it needs a flame to make you forget how bad it tastes. You pour three nasty liquors into a glass, light it up, and hope you don’t regret your life choices.
I drank a La cucharacha at a party and now I hate my life. It was like swallowing a lit match.
My friend tried a La cucharacha and yelled, ‘I’m going to die!’ He was right.
I tried to drink a La cucharacha and it felt like my mouth was in a flaming car crash.