La Clair
you tell such a stupid lie that even your mom thinks you’re lying just to be annoying. you never change your story, even when it’s clearly impossible.
'I didn’t eat the dog’s dinner!', but there was kibble all over the floor and dog hair on his clothes.
'I didn’t break the window!', but the glass was on the ground and the window was open.
'I didn’t take the last candy bar!', but the wrapper was in his pocket.