La Clair
you make up a story so wild it could be a movie, and you keep saying it even when the truth is right in front of you, like a giant neon sign.
'I didn’t eat the whole cake!', but there was frosting on his shirt and cake crumbs in his hair.
'I didn’t run away from the bull!', but the bull was chasing him down the street.
'I didn’t throw the desk out the window!', but the desk was in the parking lot.