LA Church of Christ
A church that thinks it’s the only way to heaven, and if you don’t believe it, you’re doomed. They’ll annoy you until you beg for mercy.
I got a DM from my old church saying I was going to be in hell for not coming to their meeting last week.
They showed up at my apartment with a pizza and a Bible, telling me I had to eat it or I’d go to hell.
My uncle called me at 2 a. m. and said I was going to hell if I didn’t join their church again.