La Chota
the cops who think they’re the main characters in a movie and you’re just the sidekick
La Chota told me I was the ‘worst criminal’ he’s ever seen. I was just walking home.
I got a ticket for jaywalking. La Chota said I was ‘breaking the laws of the city.’
La Chota showed up at my party and said I was ‘disrupting the order of the night.’